For several months I've been on the look out for some new tops. I always seem to pick the same colors and very plain t-shirts and I am trying hard to NOT look frumpy.
Earlier this week when I had some time to kill I went to a few stores and couldn't bring myself to try on a single item. The only tops I liked were solids and mostly either black or white. I don't know about most of you but I don't look good in hot pink/orange/yellow/lime, turquoise/orange combo or these grandma floral prints that I swear came from curtains in a nursing home. I thought we were over the 80/90's look of stone washed jeans, lace/sheer combo, and putting spikes/studs on clothing. Also, I know there are other curvy ladies out there who don't appreciate the horizontal stripes.
The final insult was today, at Forever 21, where the hubby found this:
I'm prepping for the Apocalypse, are you?