Friday, April 2, 2010

A life long addiction

I feel a personal obligation to help blow the lid off of something that has been kept quiet for far too long...milk-aholicism.

I've seen this first hand with my boys. They will cry, scream, and make your life miserable unless you enable their habit. And once the sweet nectar touches their lips that are consumed with a high that I'm sure is as strong as cocaine. Then, they become so intoxicated that their bodies go limp and they appear to be in a coma-like state...until the high is gone, and the cycle starts all over again.

I would like to thank eTrade for their brave new campaign that helps call attention to this worldwide issue.



You've all been warned...

7 comments:

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

LOL...you are precious! Loved the post! Have a happy Easter...you and your guys.

Just SO said...

That "Milka-what?" gets me every single time!

Jessica G. said...

Milk drunk babies are the cutest...and easiest to change their diapers.

Molly said...

Thanks for the laugh. So funny.

Cheeseboy said...

Ha ha, awesome! I'm so glad I outgrew my addiction.

I was bouncing around blogs tonight and came across yours. Pretty funny.

Missy said...

My DH does the same thing! LOL

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohmygosh, I love you!