This semi-rant is inspired by the hilarious Cheeseboy, as my husband and I were following the resorts 'map' on some local trails. Eric and I went back and forth trying to figure out why we kept getting lost...and here's what we came up with:
Conversation between map illustrator and project manager
Ummm, Mark, I want to start out by saying that your drawing is great.
Thanks dude, I really put my heart and soul into it!
Yes, I can tell...but there is one major issue.
Is it too illustrious for the clientele?
No... it's just that the trails were supposed to be drawn to scale.
And?
Well, although you did a great job...it isn't quite accurate.
It's all about feng shui, dude.
I thought feng shui had to do with arranging furniture?
It's all about the feeling, dude!
[long pause]
Ok, but don't you think people will get lost on the trails if you have them connecting when they really don't?
I knew we would have creative differences, but who's the one with the degree?
Dude, you got it online.
Millions of people get degrees online!
Yes, but yours is from Barbados. Is it even credited in the US?
Dude, Barbados is the US?
Actually, it's not.
Well, you said the map is everything you ever wanted, right?
No.
But doesn't it make you feel one with the Earth just looking at it?
No.
Don't you have a dead line?
Yes.
Okay then, me and your sister will see you Friday night for dinner.
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I recently won an iTunes gift card from the amazing Jessica G. for the Swagger Wagon video that I submitted to make her smile.
This is perfect b/c I'm in desperate need of updating my Gym Jams with some current music that will help keep me motivated to keep walking/jogging in this 95 degree heat here in FL. So, what is that one song on your playlist that always makes you run or push a little harder when you hear it?? I LOVE a good beat, and for quite awhile that song for me has been S.O.S. by Rihanna...not sure why, but it always makes me step up my game when it comes on. What song makes you keep moving??
Conversation between map illustrator and project manager
Ummm, Mark, I want to start out by saying that your drawing is great.
Thanks dude, I really put my heart and soul into it!
Yes, I can tell...but there is one major issue.
Is it too illustrious for the clientele?
No... it's just that the trails were supposed to be drawn to scale.
And?
Well, although you did a great job...it isn't quite accurate.
It's all about feng shui, dude.
I thought feng shui had to do with arranging furniture?
It's all about the feeling, dude!
[long pause]
Ok, but don't you think people will get lost on the trails if you have them connecting when they really don't?
I knew we would have creative differences, but who's the one with the degree?
Dude, you got it online.
Millions of people get degrees online!
Yes, but yours is from Barbados. Is it even credited in the US?
Dude, Barbados is the US?
Actually, it's not.
Well, you said the map is everything you ever wanted, right?
No.
But doesn't it make you feel one with the Earth just looking at it?
No.
Don't you have a dead line?
Yes.
Okay then, me and your sister will see you Friday night for dinner.
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I recently won an iTunes gift card from the amazing Jessica G. for the Swagger Wagon video that I submitted to make her smile.
This is perfect b/c I'm in desperate need of updating my Gym Jams with some current music that will help keep me motivated to keep walking/jogging in this 95 degree heat here in FL. So, what is that one song on your playlist that always makes you run or push a little harder when you hear it?? I LOVE a good beat, and for quite awhile that song for me has been S.O.S. by Rihanna...not sure why, but it always makes me step up my game when it comes on. What song makes you keep moving??
5 comments:
Any of John Phillip Sousa's marches, Van Cliburn
Pretty much any song off of the Mamma Mia soundtrack! I play that when I want to get a lot of cleaning done.
I love goofy stuff like The Gap Band or even Mmmm Bop! lol
I love Ne-Yo's "Because of You"!
Hugs sweetie!!
Ha Ha! So inspiring that I could inspire someone else! This was great stuff, just as funny as mine on your first one!
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