Wednesday, July 14, 2010

I will NOT be mocked!

Dear cat,

I understand that your life is probably not your choosing. It if was up to you, you'd probably be sitting in someones Florida room, sun bathing, while being fed tuna out of a crystal glass. But guess what, life isn't always fair.

Perfect case and point. Is it fair that when my dog thought he was going into his 'safe' (fenced in) backyard, for his morning stroll, that he would be attacked (by you) the minute he made it out the doggy door? Is it fair that I have to clean up cat poop from my front yard or deal with the horrible smell? Is it fair that I have to deal with the smell of cat pee on the roof of my car, or dirty paw prints down my windshield?? I think not!

It took two days, catching your partner in crime yesterday, and you getting the bait without triggering the trap. But today...you will mock me no longer. You laid in my yard all day yesterday and walked around the trap without getting caught. But today, I WIN!

So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu!

7 comments:

Cheeseboy said...

BUSTED! Eat it , loser CAT! Mary, you have done your civic duty and duty to your dog, so he can go dooty.

Kristina P. said...

Yes! Let's rid the world of all cats!!

BTW, have you heard from Jeannie at all? I'm worring about her. Her blog is private now, and that last post was a little worrying.

Missy said...

LOL! Sorry about the cat pee, but this is so funny!

Chris and Lara Stafford said...

I love cats...that are owned by responsible owners, are fixed, and live indoors. I am glad you caught the culprits - and good riddance!

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

You go girl. I take my dog out when he goes out...and there is a rogue Chow in the neighborhood....no one knows who he belongs to....and he drives my little docky nuts. There are leash laws people. Yuck to cats.

Jessica G. said...

I think I inherited my father's general distain for cats. He says it was a pure mistake that my mom's cat was inside his car's engine when he started it that fateful morning when they were first married...but I've seen the glint in his eyes that's not caused by tears.

Erin said...

Cats - yuck. Congratulations on finally getting the problem taken care of!