Thursday, July 29, 2010

My very first GIVEAWAY!!!

(Can't you just imagine Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch?)

Since it seems that I'm the only one not doing, or entering, giveaways...I thought it was time to jump on the band wagon.

I've put a lot of thought into this, and after many sleepless nights I have decided to give away something very near and dear to my heart. Cool points!!

Yes, you read that right! The winner will receive 18,000 Cool Points (I always handed them out to the kids in my Sunday School class, and knew you would appreciate them as much as they did).

The following tasks are worth one entry (please leave a comment, birthday, & SSN for each entry)
*go next door and tell your neighbor that their haircut sucks
*if you have a dog
*if you think your dog is cooler than mine (must include 500 word essay, single spaced in APA format) *blog about how much you love giveaways (leave link and pin # for your highest limit credit card)
*tweet about the how much you love shoving bamboo shoots up your finger nails (leave link and spouses SSN)
*follow me to the grocery store and push the cart or the double stroller (no need to identify yourself before you run off with the boys)
*friend me on facebook (leave email address and password)
*honk and yell at a random stranger in a foreign language

2 entries
*call your mom and tell her a secret from your teenage years that she doesn't already know
*lick the ground (include picture and birth certificate)
*do the chicken dance in walmart (must include video and mail in passport)

100 entries
*join my blog frog community and don't be offended when I don't follow you back.

Cool points will be sent via ESPN or something (name the movie), no refunds or exchanges.
**Actual value of cool points are 1/100 of a penny, but are infinitely better than any monetary gain.**


Jessica said...

And here I though we were going to be winning twin boys. I'm a little dissapointed, but apparently can steal them at the store. When are you going next?

blueviolet said...

You are cracking me up!

But Mary, if you want to do giveaways or even do a review for yourself and choose something to keep...I can hook you up with CSN!

Kristina P. said...

Definitely count me in. I can be totally creepy.

Michelle said...

Yesssss! I could definitely use soem cool poits!

Michelle said...

Especially since I can't spell. haaahaha.

Mom2JJJ said...

I think you have officially lost your mind! I forgot to mention that I found these awesome crackers at the commissary (in the healthy food isle) before I left FL and they were called "Mary's Gone Crackers." I hope I can find them here. How are the boys?


LOL...that was priceless. I actually have done the honking and yelling in a foreign language one. I had a wig on...we had just performed at some function and some guy in front of us was driving me nuts...I speak Spanish know the rest.

Missy said...

OMG!!!! You are a HOOT!!!! This is great!

Cheeseboy said...

I almost didn't click on this because it was another stupid giveaway, but I am so glad I did.

OGLADI said...

My kid licked Bourbon Street - that should count for some points, right?

Wendyburd1 said...

Aren't you the sarcastic one. I LIKE! LOL!

Jessica G. said...

Hey, I'm not doing a giveaway...does that make all my hard-earned cool points immediately null and void?

Molly said...

Looks like i am the only commenter who wants to take this seriously.... gotta dust off the video camera, good thing my dad just found my birthcertificate, can I fax you my ssn and creditcard number? I have to find my APA book, sweating already. But my dogs are definitely not as cool as Koa. I dont think i stand a chance here !!! I am never gonna be as cool as you Mary!!! Thanks for the mcd's and candy.....see you are the coolest. BTW totally lmbo....... this is genius bloggin, you should get an award, how do i nominate you???

Erin said...

Hey, I can yell at people in French. Or, I just watched the Friends episode where Ross learns some Dutch so he can get Rachel an apartment in his building. There were plenty of swear words in Dutch in that episode!

Queenie Jeannie said...

Cool points - lmao, good one hun!!!!