Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Do they really know?

I think that all babies are out to get me. They are using their baby telepathy to form an alliance against me, and other women who have been married for awhile & don't have kids.

I can not only feel their glares, but they aren't even trying to hide it anymore. Every time I walk past a baby they just stare at me, shooting daggers, wishing they could say, "we know who you are, and what you AREN'T doing!"

Babies, get off my back & stop judging me. Just because I don't have an innate need to hold you, doesn't mean I hate you...I just don't see a need to hold a baby, just b/c it is a baby.

Beware other married women without kids, they are starting to notice & band together. Soon they will take over, and we will be at their mercy!

9 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Mary, I think you and I are very much alike. I love that you've been married 7 years with no kids. We're going on 5.

*MARY* said...

I wouldn't want to hold that baby either, scary.

Brittany said...

That picture is going to give me nightmares.

Mary said...

that picture has always cracked me up! i have seen many different versions, but this one is my favorite!

Wendyburd1 said...

That is one scary BABY!! I love the caption! I am single but I LOVE me some babies, I am the volunteer at church, I WILL HOLD YOUR BABY!! Changing them...uhhhmmm here's your baby BACK!

Jillene said...

Mary-
Thanks for checking out my blog!! I am now a follower of yours and I am adding you to my blog list!!

Great blog!! The picture of the baby is CREEEEPY!! No judging from me--babies are HARD work--trust me I have 3!!

Mary said...

Don't get me wrong guys, I want kids!!! I just want to finish school first.
The plan (and we all know how plans always work out) is to start trying after I have started working for about 6 months...but we'll see. My husband has wanted to have kids for the past 7 years, but has let me lose the weight & finish school first. I know I am lucky...but I still think the babies are out to get me!

Michelle said...

Okay, I swear I KNOW that baby. lol. Looks just like a baby in my ward. Now whenever I see the kid I am totally gonna think of this picture. haaaahahahahaha.

Gillie said...

I know all about The Plan. Nothing I've planned has worked out. I was supposed to be THAT girl- you know, the one married young with a boatload of bratty kids. I went into nursing so that I could eventually be a SAHM with my 6-8 kids and still have a brain. I never thought I'd be a full time RN for 9 years before I got a kid. I love your plan, though :o)! Good Luck with that!