If you aren't a devoted stalker, then you might not know about my inner jukebox...but I love music, and there is something about her song that just gets me pumped! I crank up my ghetto stereo and belt it out with my homegirl P!nk. My husband recognizes this so when the song came on the radio last night he cranked it up before I had a chance to and just smiled. So....
- if I use the phrase "nice turn signal moron" multiples times a day...people should learn to get out of my way
- if her name is P!nk and she doesn't have pink hair anymore...I love her attitude!
- if I can't comment on every post everyday...at least I read them and give you site hits, and I am in a demanding program and I really try
- if I had a donut for breakfast...I ran 4 miles this morning!!
- if I am not the skinniest person in the world...I have big jugs, it adds a few pounds ;o)
- if my grades have dropped since I started Nursing School....C's get degrees
- if you don't agree with what I say...not everyone can always be right, like me
- if I make husband sweat in the winter b/c I insist on keeping the thermostat @ a minimum of 72...he freezes me out in the summer
- if I still like Eeyore...I appreciated the need to do some cheering up, and I love a challenge
- if I don't want to hold your baby...then you don't have to worry about someone dropping him/her
- if my clinical instructor said I was over-confident & make excuses...but when I come to you crying about losing my confidence and you ask me "why", don't ask unless you want an answer.
- if I am not a big grown-up nurse yet...I can always fall back on being a professional butt-wiper
- if you/your husband makes more money, has a better job, or higher rank...b/c my husband is my best friend...and...I have great sex!
- if I am way too cool to be cocky...someone has to be the most humble person in the world, it might as well be me